Every time Mr Twit eats, foulsome food flies towards Mrs Twit who is trying to sleep. Score by stopping the mouldy morsels hitting her. But watch out because if she wakes up she'll whack Mr Twit ...

Greg James, the Radio 1 DJ, and Chris Smith, the BBC newsreader, have been criticised for calling Mrs Twit’s glass eye “disgusting” in a social media video promoting their reboot of The ...